Man Commits Robbery 16 Minutes After Bonding Out Of Jail
Awe, c'mon MAHN!! I have heard of people committing crimes after leaving prison in order to go back but damn, they at least go someplace, grab a bite and have a drink first........ what was THIS .Read More
Woman Arrested For Stabbing Man Because She Was “Tired Of Cooking Dinner For Him”
I guess it's safe to say that 46-year old Lisa Cherry from Palm Beach Florida was simply "fed up". I know that was corny as all hell but I just couldn't resist....
Lisa Cherry, a 46-year-old Lake .Read More
Police Standoff With Florida Man Ends When He Awakens From Drunken Stupor
Seriously?? A man's daughter said that her elderly father was drunk, held a gun on them and told them to leave. Everyone left but the man's wife. You mean to tell me that none of these folks .Read More
Man Jailed After Offering Undercover Police Officer $15 To Smell Her Vagina
When I first read this article, I thought about Chris Rock in that movie where he says "How much for just one rib?" Solicitation of prostitution is solicitation of prostitution, if you're gonna go, .Read More
Florida Man Tries To Rob Store With His Finger
This is reminding me of this Molly Irvins quote that I used to hear all of the time: "I know, 'Guns Don't Kill People.' But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger .Read More
Florida Assault Suspect Claims He’s CIA Director And Half Orangutan
It does not take a licensed professional to realize that this dude has issues. Upon being arrested for assault, he claimed to be Elvis's brother, the CIA director and half orangutan. Now, I've never .Read More
Florida Man Robs Store In Wheelchair – Caught When Wheels Get Stuck In The Sand
Thank you to my BFF Bonnie who totally hooked me up with this story. I used to go see "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" all the time and there is this part in the movie when Frank hits this mega magnet .Read More
Women Attack Bar Employees With Knife After Their Offer To Show Boobs For Beer Is Rejected
I have heard of women keeping money in their bra but what these two women attempted to pull out of their bra, no one wanted to see. Two women in Florida must have had the ugliest boobs in the state. .Read More
Judge Sentences Juror To 3 Days In Jail For Friending Defendant On Facebook
Facebook has managed to just suck any sense of reasoning out of the brains of otherwise "normal" thinking people. Often, a judge will instruct jurors to not read anything regarding the case in progress, .Read More
42-Year Old Man Pistol Whips His Would Be Assailants In Walmart
I've heard it said that one has to be careful as to who they pick on because somewhere out there, there is someone bigger and badder. The two young men who attempted to assault a 42-year old man inside .Read More
